An MFA candidate in poetry at the University of Notre Dame. I live with my boyfriend, poet Robert Bruno, and our two cats: TaMolly and Rocket.

shortformblog:

stfuconservatives:

paper-is-patient:

sharkinthedungeon:

it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well

Snorting

He keeps saying it’s the absolute last time he’s going to ask me to dinner and it keeps being a lie.

You think Obama’s bad? Biden wants to take me out for a cup of coffee.

And Michelle was having trouble getting a birthday card signed.

You’d think she’d leave me alone after that, but …

So much pressure.

shortformblog:

stfuconservatives:

paper-is-patient:

sharkinthedungeon:

it’s like i broke up with obama and he’s not taking it well

Snorting

He keeps saying it’s the absolute last time he’s going to ask me to dinner and it keeps being a lie.

You think Obama’s bad? Biden wants to take me out for a cup of coffee.

And Michelle was having trouble getting a birthday card signed.

You’d think she’d leave me alone after that, but …

So much pressure.

(Source: tockthewatchdog)

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